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Clock

Why do blondes throwing a Clock into the air?
To see how the time flies. :)))

Facebook

Facebook - your right to know everything: D

Brandy

If you're afraid you'll gain weight, before eating, drink a glass of brandy. Brandy removes fear :)

Biebeer-bitch please

Bieber,please...

Donkey

Donkey walked through corn field. As it was great heat, corn began to bake. The donkey thought that a snow start tofalling,  and then he freezed to deathf!

Birthday cake

Chuck Norris ate birthday cake before he found out that the inside was a stripper.

Poor hamster...

Virginity

Why did not Chuck Norris lost his virginity? Chuck Norris never loses.

Pealing

Chuck Norris has pealed a knife with an apple. :)

100000 pople

What does Chuck Norris needs to kill 100 000 people? Well, 100 000 people. .

Circle

Chuck Norris is the only one who knows where the circle begins.

Yugo

Chuck Norris's Yugo starts first!.

Enough room for both...

 Two blondes are sleeping in one bed and there is not enough room for both of them.
One falls on the flor,then the other says:
- "Hey, come on, now there is room!

Blonde on quiz

Question: How much is 2 plus 2?
Blonde: 5
- Wrong, I'm sorry.
30 000 blonde starts yelling:
- Give her a chance, give it a chance ...
- OK ...
- How much is 2 plus 2?
Blonde: 3
- Incorrect! I'm sorry.
30,000 blondes:
- Give her a chance, give her a chance ...
- Yes, but only this one ...
question:
- How much is 2 plus 2?
Blonde (thinking, thinking, ...): 4
30,000 blondes:
- Give her a chance, give it a chance ...

Gaga said it all

Low prices

What does blonde doing on the floor of the store?
Looking for low prices

Prices...

Why blonde carries a ladder to the store?
Because the prices are too high.

Newborn. :)

What is it called virgin blonde? Newborn.

Time for some Blonde jokes...