Birthday cake

Chuck Norris ate birthday cake before he found out that the inside was a stripper.

Virginity

Why did not Chuck Norris lost his virginity? Chuck Norris never loses.

Pealing

Chuck Norris has pealed a knife with an apple. :)

100000 pople

What does Chuck Norris needs to kill 100 000 people? Well, 100 000 people. .

Circle

Chuck Norris is the only one who knows where the circle begins.

Yugo

Chuck Norris's Yugo starts first!.

Global telecommunication

Wikipedia: "I know everything!" Google: "I ​​have everything!" Internet: "Without me you can not be." Computer "HAHAHAHAHA, everyone here depends on me, and I do not on anybody!" Power "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA , really?! "Tesla:" Who's lying who here? "God," What? "Chuck Norris:" What what? " :)

Chuck Norris pissing

When Chuck Norris is pissing, the wind changes it's direction.

Arrival

Chuck Norris once came twice! :P

Chuck Norris and facebook

When Zuckerberger invented Facebook,he already had two friend requests. Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris - the new profile. Hehehe,lol. :P