Cannibals

In our village there are no more cannibals, yesterday we ate the last one

Way up high

Be above all ... hang yourself

Heart attack

Whatever Heart attack is,it's comes from heart! :)

Snot

OMG...how discusting...urghhh

Child

Ended up pregnant women in the hospital and the baby is born, the doctor took the child to walk with him, and then drop the child on the head .. Again and again he took her child ,and it  fell, and in his pocket he had a scalpel, the scalpel then stitches a child in the eye. doctor takes the child to woman and woman says: what you've done to my child?!?!?!?!   The doctor says: i'm just joking,it has died at birth! :)

Vegerarians

If vegetarians love animals so much, why are they eating all their food?

Sex

Yesterday i almost had sex,today i almost had sex...i have sex almost every day!

equation

MOM + DAD + BED - CONDOM = ME

Sending

She sends him a text message:
- My favorite, if you're sleeping send me your dreams, if you smile, send me your smile, if you cry, send me your tears. I love you!
He answes her:
- I'm sitting on the toilet. What do you want me to send?

Transvestite

Son comes to mom and asks, Mommy, Mommy, what's a transvestite?
She says: I do not know, son, there's your dad in the room, go and ask her.

Difference

-What is the difference between baby and grapefruit?
-they both give yuice when they are placed in blender...:P

Lucky baby

Fortunately,baby has stuck on antenna with his eye...otherwise,he would fell from the 6-th floor. :P