Monkey

The ultimate irony is when a father explains to his son that he became of the monkey.

History

What is history? - "History is the study of the dead that is torturing live" ...

My mom

...... My mom loves it when I come back at seven in the morning from the party, because then I tell her is it cold outside and should she wear warm clothes .......

Snooze

Keep the dream alive: Hit the "snooze" button.

Container

- The heart is the container, because every trash can enter it.-

HACKER

What says a hacker at a funeral? System shut down! XD

My heart...

My heart belongs to only one person ... Me of course: DDD

Laughing dog

                                                              Hahahahahahahahaha.....

Boy and girl

The girl kissed 3 guys straight away is a slut, a guy get laid with 5 chicks and he's a legend!!

Tomorrow

I'm always learning on the same day ... TOMORROW ... :)

Studying

Friday afternoon: OK, I will learn the entire weekend ... Sunday evening: Oh fuck ... Oh fuck ... Oh fuckkkkkk!

Work

Today I'm not doing anything, because I did not do anything yesterday, so I'm not finished yet. :)

...behind my back

Many are talking about me behind my back ... and? people? How's my butt?

Intelligency

I was born intelligent, but the school has ruined me!