Brandy

If you're afraid you'll gain weight, before eating, drink a glass of brandy. Brandy removes fear :)

Beer

Non-alcoholic beer is like porn on the radio ...

Man's greates enemy

Alcohol is man's greatest enemy, and who runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Fantastic

The one who drinks alcohol is an alcoholic, but I drink Fanta I'm fanta-stic

Drinking reasons

Some drink from joy, some from sadness, man, i'm drinking from this morning.hehe,lol

Frank Sinatra

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says, " love your enemy "."