BMW

BMW keys are opening the heart of every girl: DD

My rich friend

My friend is so rich, that when he opens Nutella, he does not lick the lid!

Tits and Heart

Why to play with woman's heart, it is only one .... play with her tits, they are two ...:)

Mini skirts

                          When the girls dresses up a mini skirts, men become shy and constantly looks down.

Cheating

Cheating: two wrong people doing the right thing. :D

Wedding drama

                                                        Wonder from where did it flew?

Physics

"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."

Funny robe

                                                              What a real man want...

Men

Men are like chickens, have no brains, and carry eggs. xD

Kung-fu

Then you mess with the guy like that...

50 euros...

Raise the 50 euro that fell out of that man's pocket! He picks them up....after a while .... so why have you trowned away your 50 euros????? So where did 50 euros has two zeros??? hahahah

Smart one. ;)

To sin is human ,but it feels divine;))

My voice

When i'm sad,and i have problems,i start singing...then i realise my voice is worse than my problems...:)

Boobs

Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once :)

Unfortunate love...

A guy asks a girl in which he's unfortunate in love for a long time: - Tell me honestly, what are my chances with you? - Well, well, you're second in line. - Who's first? - Anyone. Hahahaha! :D

Love

Love is when a guy knows how stupid you are and still loves you.

Hansome

How am i handsome, i like all the girls!