Clock

Why do blondes throwing a Clock into the air?
To see how the time flies. :)))

Enough room for both...

 Two blondes are sleeping in one bed and there is not enough room for both of them.
One falls on the flor,then the other says:
- "Hey, come on, now there is room!

Blonde on quiz

Question: How much is 2 plus 2?
Blonde: 5
- Wrong, I'm sorry.
30 000 blonde starts yelling:
- Give her a chance, give it a chance ...
- OK ...
- How much is 2 plus 2?
Blonde: 3
- Incorrect! I'm sorry.
30,000 blondes:
- Give her a chance, give her a chance ...
- Yes, but only this one ...
question:
- How much is 2 plus 2?
Blonde (thinking, thinking, ...): 4
30,000 blondes:
- Give her a chance, give it a chance ...

Gaga said it all

Low prices

What does blonde doing on the floor of the store?
Looking for low prices

Prices...

Why blonde carries a ladder to the store?
Because the prices are too high.

Newborn. :)

What is it called virgin blonde? Newborn.

Time for some Blonde jokes...

Blinking

What blonde says first when a stranger calls her on the phone? "If I know you, blinke once, if not,blink twice": o

2 blondes...

I was standing in the square (near the fountain) when I saw two blondes. Says one: Let's photograph. Another said: wait,i just have to put on perfume.! :)

Glasses

Blonde enters the store and asks:-Do you have glasses? - For the sun? She answers: Oh, nope, for me.

One for free

Blonde came into the store and sees the inscription - You buy two, the third free. She comes to the cash register and say - I will take this third for free.

Blonde behind wheel

Blonde girl ran over a four people. Police stoped her,an asked: - Are you normal? You ran over four people! -  She asked: And how much is allowed?