Facebook

Facebook - your right to know everything: D

Nerds

How nerds gather like? - Like this and I do your homework xD

Is it raining,or what?

Really, it's raining or I misread the 52,364 Statuses? -. -

Barcelona rules...

Being girl of a Barcelona's fan...PRICELESS!!! :D

20 minutes

This status I was thinking up 20 minutes. :)

Perwool

Is that the new status ........ ma noooooooo, he just washed with perwoll ....: PPP

Staatus of relationsip

Status: Waiting for your mother divorces.

Condom

Better that we break relatioship, than a condom!

Badass

Do not mess with me because I know karate, kung fu, kick boxing, taekwondo and at least 47 other dangerous words.

Facebook-prison

Facebook is like a prison: you sit and waste time, write on walls and you get poked by people who you do not even know!

Status

I have no status, he is washing!

Facebook drug dealer

I keep questioning myself, can you grow marijuana on Farmville,and then sell it on Mafia Wars?

OldSpice Facebook

Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like

Daily needs

Daily needs:
Food: ▀▀▀ 5%
Water: ▀ 2%
Sleeping: ▀▀ 3%
Music: ▀▀▀▀ 10%
Facebook: ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 80%