funny facebook status 2012: Women

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Thursday, 27 September 2012

I have a beautiful, smart and rich girl ..i prey that those 3 girls don't meat one another...

I keep the male children from 18-25 years ...

Behind every bitch is a man who had made her that way...

It's not a problem for me as i have bags under my eyes, but i do not know witch shoes match with them.:/

You look so cute ~Pity,i'm on diet. :)

You can hurt a man with words,ony if you hit him with a dictionary!!! :)

Cheating: two wrong people doing the right thing. :D

Wonder from where did it flew?

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

"Dear, we could go on a trip to Paris to see piramids. Oops I forgot that it was better to go to Egypt to see the Eiffel Tower"

When i'm sad,and i have problems,i start singing...then i realise my voice is worse than my problems...:)

I hate it when girls say, "All men are the same!" ... So why you chose them then?

I've finally finished the diet today is the last day! In two weeks I lost 14 days!

I wrote to her every day, and then she has connected with the mailman.

Approximately 70 things a woman needs to know ... to cook and 69.

From today I am on night diet, I do not eat anything while I sleep!!

All the girls would like to sleep with me,but i'm never so sleepy! :)))

Woman tells you:"go to hell". Then you truly go to Hell,and she awaits you there. :)