Croatian Policeman

Croatian Policeman comes home and finds his wife naked in a bed. "I knew it! Where is he! I m going to kill you and him when I find him!" he shouts. He looks in the closet,nothing, looks in the bathroom,no one there,"I LL FIND YOU!!" he shouted, in the kitchen,in the livingroom, nothing. Finlly Policama looks under the bed and he see man holding a 100 dollars. "Damn!!, nothing under bed too but I ll find him" he said while taking the money.

Frank Sinatra

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says, " love your enemy "."

Sleeping....zzzzzzzzzzzzz....zzz.zz

All the girls would like to sleep with me,but i'm never so sleepy! :)))

Devil

Woman tells you:"go to hell". Then you truly go to Hell,and she awaits you there. :)

Facebook drug dealer

I keep questioning myself, can you grow marijuana on Farmville,and then sell it on Mafia Wars?

OldSpice Facebook

Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like

Daily needs

Daily needs:
Food: ▀▀▀ 5%
Water: ▀ 2%
Sleeping: ▀▀ 3%
Music: ▀▀▀▀ 10%
Facebook: ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 80%