equation

MOM + DAD + BED - CONDOM = ME

Status

I have no status, he is washing!

Drinking reasons

Some drink from joy, some from sadness, man, i'm drinking from this morning.hehe,lol

Work

Today I'm not doing anything, because I did not do anything yesterday, so I'm not finished yet. :)

Religions

Religions are changing, beer and wine stays!!! :D

...behind my back

Many are talking about me behind my back ... and? people? How's my butt?

Night diet

From today I am on night diet, I do not eat anything while I sleep!!