Facebook-prison

Facebook is like a prison: you sit and waste time, write on walls and you get poked by people who you do not even know!

Chocolate

If there is no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going!

Studying

Friday afternoon: OK, I will learn the entire weekend ... Sunday evening: Oh fuck ... Oh fuck ... Oh fuckkkkkk!

Friend

What does a girl between Justin and his friend?
-bothers them

Apple seeds

Justin Bieber asks Usher: Why do you eat apple seeds? From them i will be smarter. Justin asks: You want to give one to me? Yeah, but 6 seeds, 2 euros! When Justin ate 6 seeds ,he said: hey So you're just to expensive for 2 euros! I could buy a kilo of apples and would have even more seeds! And Usher will: you see Justine instantly you're geting smarter!

Vegerarians

If vegetarians love animals so much, why are they eating all their food?

Sex

Yesterday i almost had sex,today i almost had sex...i have sex almost every day!