Poor hamster...

Virginity

Why did not Chuck Norris lost his virginity? Chuck Norris never loses.

Pealing

Chuck Norris has pealed a knife with an apple. :)

100000 pople

What does Chuck Norris needs to kill 100 000 people? Well, 100 000 people. .

Circle

Chuck Norris is the only one who knows where the circle begins.

Yugo

Chuck Norris's Yugo starts first!.

Enough room for both...

 Two blondes are sleeping in one bed and there is not enough room for both of them.
One falls on the flor,then the other says:
- "Hey, come on, now there is room!