Donkey

Donkey walked through corn field. As it was great heat, corn began to bake. The donkey thought that a snow start tofalling,  and then he freezed to deathf!

Birthday cake

Chuck Norris ate birthday cake before he found out that the inside was a stripper.

Poor hamster...

Virginity

Why did not Chuck Norris lost his virginity? Chuck Norris never loses.

Pealing

Chuck Norris has pealed a knife with an apple. :)

100000 pople

What does Chuck Norris needs to kill 100 000 people? Well, 100 000 people. .

Circle

Chuck Norris is the only one who knows where the circle begins.