Thursday, 28 June 2012
Thursday, 21 June 2012
Blonde behind wheel
Blonde girl ran over a four people. Police stoped her,an asked: - Are you normal? You ran over four people! - She asked: And how much is allowed?
Croatian names
CRO NAMES TRANSLATED
BOY'S NAMES
Branimir - Protect and peace
Domagoj - Raised at home
Dubravko - Deep ravs (one for car enthusiasts)
Hrvoje - I'm Cro oi! (Croatia's version of Aussie, Aussie Aussie, oi, oi, oi)
Krešimir - Creche and peace?
Lovro - Love rowing?
Mijo - Inspired by rappers "Who Me Yo"
Mutimir - Quiet and peace the reverse of peace and quiet
Ratimir - War and Peace
Slaven - South end
Sreten - Happy
Trpimir - Patience and peace
Velimir - Doing well and peace
Vladko - To vladat is to be boss so its "Boss who?" or "Who's the Boss?"
Vjekoslav - Age and south
Zlatko - Gold who? or Who's Gold
Zvonimir - Ring in peace
Zvonko - The ringer or who is the ringer? or can be The Bell or Who is the Bell?
GIRL'S NAMES
Zlata - Gold
Zora - Sunrise
Višnja - Cherry
Jagoda - Strawberry
Ruža - Flower
Croatian dictionarry
DIRECT CROATIAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS
Mnogo sam se sekirao = I axed myself very much
Pricam sam sa sobom = I am talking alone with the room
Racunaj na mene = Calculate on me
Sta ima? = What has?
Ko te sljivi = Who plums you
Zasto da ne = Why yes no
Malo sutra = A little bit tomorrow
Dva jaja na oko = Two eggs on eye
Kad bih imao samo malo vise vremena = If I only had a little more weather
Ona je u drugom stanju = She is in second stage
Na licu mjesta = On the face of the place
Preveo ga zednog preko vode = He translated him thirsty across the water
Pucali smo od smijeha = We were shooting from laughter
Iz cista mira = Out of clean peace
Blago tebi = Treasure to you
Sve sto je izgubljeno moze se povratiti = Everything that is lost can be thrown up
Pop-pjevac = Priest-singer
Sve je gore i gore = Everything is up and up
Znam te koko dok si jaje bila = Chicken, i knew you while you were an egg
Kud puklo da puklo = Where cracked yes cracked
Ko o cemu, baba o ustipcima = Who about what, grandma about doughnuts
Vidjela zaba da se konji kuju pa i ona digla nogu = A frog had seen that horses were getting shoed, so she too lifted a leg
Zivi bili pa vidjeli = Let's be alive, and we'll see
Otis'o si, sarmu probo nisi = You've left before you tried stuffed cabbage
Croatian-terrorists
10 Reasons Why CROATIANS Can't Be Terrorists
10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
9. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. (Croatians are in their own time zone)
8. Pretty people on the plane distract us. (anything distracts us)
7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. (cursing everyone who is not Croatian)
6. Food and drinks were on the plane. (We would be dancing kolo or singing GANGE because we only drink rakija & Spek) and roast pig might take a bit longer to roast at 40000 feet. (mind you we eat anything) of course we would pack our own meals.
5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
4. We would all want to fly the plane.
3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.!!!!!!!!! (and fight the entire time) cursing each other's relatives back 700 generations.
2. We would have put the CROATIAN flag on the windshield. (and have to paint the entire plane red, white and blue of course not leaving out the checkers)...
1. We would have told everyone a week before doing it. (and asking them to watch and tape the news brief for us)
Therefore we would not be good terrorists.
Chuck Norris and facebook
When Zuckerberger invented Facebook,he already had two friend requests. Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris - the new profile. Hehehe,lol. :P
Difference
-What is the difference between baby and grapefruit?
-they both give yuice when they are placed in blender...:P
-they both give yuice when they are placed in blender...:P
Lucky baby
Fortunately,baby has stuck on antenna with his eye...otherwise,he would fell from the 6-th floor. :P
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