what is love?

Love is when your boyfrend knows how stupid you are,and he still loves you...:D

Balls

I have your nuber... i have balls,but i don't have money to call you.

Blonde behind wheel

Blonde girl ran over a four people. Police stoped her,an asked: - Are you normal? You ran over four people! -  She asked: And how much is allowed?

Chuck Norris pissing

When Chuck Norris is pissing, the wind changes it's direction.

Arrival

Chuck Norris once came twice! :P

Croatian names

CRO NAMES TRANSLATED BOY'S NAMES Branimir - Protect and peace Domagoj - Raised at home Dubravko - Deep ravs (one for car enthusiasts) Hrvoje - I'm Cro oi! (Croatia's version of Aussie, Aussie Aussie, oi, oi, oi) Krešimir - Creche and peace? Lovro - Love rowing? Mijo - Inspired by rappers "Who Me Yo" Mutimir - Quiet and peace the reverse of peace and quiet Ratimir - War and Peace Slaven - South end Sreten - Happy Trpimir - Patience and peace Velimir - Doing well and peace Vladko - To vladat is to be boss so its "Boss who?" or "Who's the Boss?" Vjekoslav - Age and south Zlatko - Gold who? or Who's Gold Zvonimir - Ring in peace Zvonko - The ringer or who is the ringer? or can be The Bell or Who is the Bell? GIRL'S NAMES Zlata - Gold Zora - Sunrise Višnja - Cherry Jagoda - Strawberry Ruža - Flower

Croatian dictionarry

DIRECT CROATIAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS Mnogo sam se sekirao = I axed myself very much Pricam sam sa sobom = I am talking alone with the room Racunaj na mene = Calculate on me Sta ima? = What has? Ko te sljivi = Who plums you Zasto da ne = Why yes no Malo sutra = A little bit tomorrow Dva jaja na oko = Two eggs on eye Kad bih imao samo malo vise vremena = If I only had a little more weather Ona je u drugom stanju = She is in second stage Na licu mjesta = On the face of the place Preveo ga zednog preko vode = He translated him thirsty across the water Pucali smo od smijeha = We were shooting from laughter Iz cista mira = Out of clean peace Blago tebi = Treasure to you Sve sto je izgubljeno moze se povratiti = Everything that is lost can be thrown up Pop-pjevac = Priest-singer Sve je gore i gore = Everything is up and up Znam te koko dok si jaje bila = Chicken, i knew you while you were an egg Kud puklo da puklo = Where cracked yes cracked Ko o cemu, baba o ustipcima = Who about what, grandma about doughnuts Vidjela zaba da se konji kuju pa i ona digla nogu = A frog had seen that horses were getting shoed, so she too lifted a leg Zivi bili pa vidjeli = Let's be alive, and we'll see Otis'o si, sarmu probo nisi = You've left before you tried stuffed cabbage